Barking at the Carpet Cleaning Man - a two hour musical

(Please sing while reading along)

I'm barking at the carpet cleaning man... I'm barking, I'm barking .. at the carpet cleaning man..
He pulled up in our driveway in a suspicious looking van.. I'm barking, I'm barking ... at the carpet cleaning man.

Is he male? YES! Is he a stranger? YES! Do I know his scent? NO!
These are all validated facts that make my trust in this person very much lax

I'm barking, I'm barking, at the carpet cleaning man for two hours until he leaves in his van.

Get out of here. Please go. Please leave. I want you to get out of here you must believe.
You're sweaty, you're shady, and no lady. Get out of here you carpet cleaning man!

Take your big scary vacum and your suspicious white van and please...please I never want to see you again.. you carpet cleaning man!